PEOPLE |
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Trump Considering
Giuliani, Dershowitz for His
Impeachment Defense Team
Promises shockers,
fireworks, ratings
through the roof. |
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Trump
Says He Will Not Attend Inauguration
Or watch it on TV, since he'll be
tuned to Newsmax. |
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BUSINESS |
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Cannabis Stocks Soar
After Georgia Election
Seems Ossof's a big fan of Maui Wowie. |
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Elon Musk
Leapfrogs Jeff Bezos to Become
World's Richest Man
Tells fans, Today the world,
tomorrow the solar system. |
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SCIENCE |
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Trump Administration Guts
Protections for Migratory Birds
Many birds having second thoughts
about migrating south for winter. |
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Study: Sick Ants Stay Clear
of Co-Workers to Stop
Disease From Spreading
Wait patiently for a vaccine. |
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HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Trump Doubts Covid Death
Count
A lot of them voted for Biden,
he claims. |
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Survey: Most Americans Say
They Feel Physically Older
Than They Really Are
Especially when asked to pick someone
up at the airport. |
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Speakeasies Flouting Covid Rules
Popping Up Everywhere
Just remember the password: ventilator. |
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ENVIRONMENT |
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2020 Ties 2016 as Hottest
Year on Record
Climatologists place blame squarely
on Trump. |
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