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POLITICS
Trump Uses Poor Facsimile in Video to Suggest He Won Nobel Prize
Not shown: his papier mâché Pulitzer Prize, aluminum Heisman Trophy.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Study: Conservative Politicians
Better Looking Than Liberals

Based on hundreds of mugshots.
Study: Couples Who Meet
Through Online Dating Apps
More Likely to Stay Together

Especially with threat of revenge porn should things go south.
 
TECHNOLOGY
People Sharing Photoshopped Images of Trump
Here's one photoshopped to make him look thinner (left).
FEATURE
Who won the presidential election?
   A ) Joe Biden
   B ) Donald Trump
Hint: this is based on the Electoral College, not Rudy Giuliani.
 
LAW
Girl Scouts Sue Boy Scouts
For Allowing Girls

Also sues Cub Scouts for “being annoying.”
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
  Congress Legalizes Smokey Bear Impersonations in $2.3 Trillion Spending Bill
Provides $400 million for bear suits.

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