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PEOPLE
Ivanka “Not Wanted” Posters Appear All Across New York City
So far, so good.
Mary Trump: Uncle Donald
“Cruel and Traitorous” and
Belongs in Prison

She can forget her Christmas card this year.
Report: Trump's Inner Circle
Telling Him Giuliani and His
Legal Team Making Him
Look Like “An Idiot”

Giuliani's legal team saying same thing to him about Trump.
 
MEDIA
Conservatives Flee Facebook, Which Flags False Content, for Parler
Parler only flags factual content.
 
PUBLISHING
First Lady Rumored Working on Memoir
First of two volumes would cover her life before meeting Donald Trump.
SCIENCE
Finding: We Don't Use
Our Thumbs the Way
Neanderthals Did

Hence: “Stand up straight, don't drag your thumbs.”
Revealed: Sex Robots Without Outer Skin
Though unappealing to humans, they're very attractive to other sex robots.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Esports Video Gamers
Healthier, More Fit Than
General Public

Doctors now advise their patients to sit all day and play Fortnite.
New Analysis: Pandemic Could Be Stopped if 70% Wore Masks
But at considerable cost to your manly image.
Mafia Rumored Trying to Get Control of Vaccine Distribution
“Get a shot, or get shot.”

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