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PEOPLE
Report: Jared Kushner's Property Firm Files to Evict Hundreds of Families During Raging Pandemic
After tenants refuse to vote for his father-in-law.
 
MEDIA
Fox News Anchors Told Not to
Refer to Biden as President-Elect

And refer to Kamala Harris as “that woman.”
 
BUSINESS
Walmart Lays Off Shelf-Scanning Robots, Replaces Them With Humans
“The most humiliating part is we have to train our replacement,” one robot laments.
High-End Stores Boarded Up in Anticipation of Rioting, Looting
Fear violence from angry mobs of Republicans furious Trump lost, and angry mobs of Democrats furious they failed to take back Senate.
SCIENCE
Researchers: Up to 50% of
Early Big Game Hunters in
the Americas Were Female

They were hunters and gatherers and housekeepers.
Mystery: No One Knows Why Earth Keeps Pulsating Every 26 Seconds
If you know why, or know someone who knows why, there are a bunch of scientists who'd love to hear from you.
Study: Jellyfish May Have Been First Animal Group to Evolve
Keep that in mind if you're ever stung by one.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Conservatives More Likely
to Follow Covid Guidelines if
Told it Will Protect Them

Less likely if told it will harm liberals.
Study: Psychedelic Substance in Magic Mushrooms Can Alleviate Depression
Everyone should take them, it concludes.

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