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TECHNOLOGY
Memphis Teen Builds Working Nuclear Fusion Reactor in His Home
He's drawn interest from as far away as Iran, Russia, and North Korea.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Oddsmaker: 2020 Election
“Most Bet-On Event in History”

Trump has bet $10 on himself, and $10 million on Biden, to be safe.
Study: Showing Empathy for
Unpopular or Immoral People
Yields More Scorn Than Praise

Even if you were simply admiring Mr. Trump's tie.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Trump Administration Imposes
New Limits on Federal
Action on Climate Change

It must be treated as a hoax or, at best, a rumor.
 
FACTOID
We Spend 2 Years Waiting in
Lines Over Our Lifetime

And another two years waiting on hold.
FEATURE
In any given election, what percentage of eligible voters don't cast ballots?
A )Between 10 and 15 percent.
B )Between 15 and 20 percent.
C )Between 20 and 25 percent;
D )Between 35 and 60 percent.
Hint: it's supposed to be a democracy, you idiots!
 
SOCIAL MEDIA
Report: Deepfake Technology Creating Fake Human Beings to Spread Misinformation
Replaces time-consuming process of recruiting a bunch of gullible ignoramuses.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Trump to Women on Coronavirus Recovery: “We're Getting Your Husbands Back to Work”
“And we're getting you back to your housework.”

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