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Museums Begin Reopening
Long lines result as only one
person allowed in at a time. |
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FACTOID |
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Average American $90,460 in Debt
Drops to $80,460 when president not included. |
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TECHNOLOGY |
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Report: Deepfake Technology
Creating Fake Human Beings
to Spread Misinformation
Replaces time-consuming process of
hiring a bunch of gullible ignoramuses. |
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MISCELLANEOUS |
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White House Gift Shop Taking
Orders for President Donald
J. Trump Defeats COVID
Commemorative Coin
On reverse side it says COVID Defeats
President Donald J. Trump. |
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FEATURE |
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Who said: Suburban women, will
you please like me? |
A ) | Mister Rogers |
B ) | The pool boy on
"Desperate Housewives" |
C ) | Dracula |
D ) | President Trump |
Hint: he's the least popular among
suburban women. |
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RELIGION |
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New Book Reveals: Hitler
Exorcised by Pope Pius XII
Pope Francis already approached
by Don Jr regarding his father. |
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ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Exoskeleton Suits
Could Transform Humans Into
Human Robots
Maybe even make them a little
attractive to robots. |
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