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ART
  Museums Begin Reopening
Long lines result as only one person allowed in at a time.
 
FACTOID
Average American $90,460 in Debt
Drops to $80,460 when president not included.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Report: Deepfake Technology Creating Fake Human Beings to Spread Misinformation
Replaces time-consuming process of hiring a bunch of gullible ignoramuses.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
White House Gift Shop Taking
Orders for “President Donald
J. Trump Defeats COVID”
Commemorative Coin

On reverse side it says “COVID Defeats President Donald J. Trump.”
FEATURE
Who said: “Suburban women, will you please like me?”
A )Mister Rogers
B )The pool boy on "Desperate Housewives"
C )Dracula
D )President Trump
Hint: he's the least popular among suburban women.
 
RELIGION
New Book Reveals: Hitler
“Exorcised” by Pope Pius XII

Pope Francis already approached by Don Jr regarding his father.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Exoskeleton Suits Could Transform Humans Into Human Robots
Maybe even make them a little attractive to robots.

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