PEOPLE |
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HHS Spokesman
Michael Caputo Takes Leave of Absence
After taking leave of his senses. |
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MEDIA |
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Fox News Makes Cuts, On-Air
Guests Must Do Own Makeup
And dye their own hair blonde. |
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BUSINESS |
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Report: Low Interest Rates
Mean $5,000 in Savings
Earns $2.50 a Year in Interest
Enough to buy a small bottle of Bufferin. |
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During Pandemic, Billionaires'
Wealth Increased $845 Billion
Covid's upcoming second wave seen as
icing on the cake. |
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Pepsi
Developing Driftwell, a Drink
That Makes You Sleepy
Those who tried it say it tastes
like root beer loaded with Sominex. |
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PUBLISHING |
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For First Time in Its 175-Year
History, Scientific American
Endorses a Presidential
Candidate
Goes for Joe Biden, after a coin toss. |
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SCIENCE |
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Newly Discovered Dinosaur Fossil
Indicates It Could Swim
According to headline in Loch Ness Times. |
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Astrophysicists
Confirm Theory Some Planets Could
Be Made of Diamonds
Probe to one planned by SpaceX in
partnership with Zale's. |
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HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Report: Trump Political
Appointees Pressured CDC
To Change Weekly Reports
To annual reports. |
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Bill Gates on U.S. Pandemic
Response: Mismanaged Situation
Every Step of the Way
Trump: Gates a low-IQ individual. |
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