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MISCELLANEOUS
Discovered: 1,000-Year-Old Viking Board Game
Similar to Candyland, except lollipops are severed heads, gumdrops enemies' spleens.
Study: Sturgis Rally Might
Have Caused 250,000 New Coronavirus Cases

But a lot of new friendships, too.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Cryopreserved Avocado Shoots
Could Mean Guacamole on Mars

And avocado toast on Venus.
 
ELECTION 2020
Trump Suggests His Supporters
Vote Twice

To prevent fraud.
 
SPORTS
Clothing-Optional Soccer Taking Hold in Europe
Hooligans love it.
FEATURE
How did 2019 rank among years with the highest worldwide spending on nuclear weapons?
   A ) 60th  
   B ) 50th  
   C ) 40th  
   D ) 1st  
Hint: duck and cover.
 
RELIGION
Pope Francis: Pleasures of Food and Sex “Simply Divine”
“Eat, drink, and be merry,” he tells College of Cardinals.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Michigan: Postcard Sent in 1920 Finally Arrives
DeJoy called back by Congress for an explanation.

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