| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Musk Unveils
Neuralink Brain-Machine Interface
Ready to go, but still searching for
first volunteer. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Couple That
Pointed Guns at BLM Protesters
Appears at GOP Convention
They'll head up party's black
outreach effort. |
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Study: Fake News Usually
Spread by Extreme Wings
of Political Spectrum
Wacko Nutcase Lunatic Wing on one
end; Unhinged Delusional Nincompoop
Wing on the other. |
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| SPORTS |
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College Sports: NCAA Says
Cross-Country Possible,
Football, Basketball Risky
Then again, last year's cross-country
final attracted only nine viewers on
the Long Distance Channel. |
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| FEATURE |
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| What is the number of police
departments in the twenty
largest U.S. cities whose
use-of-force policies meet
UN human rights standards? |
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A ) |
20 |
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B ) |
15 |
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C ) |
10 |
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D ) |
0 |
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| Hint: read the headlines. |
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| RELIGION |
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 Jerry Falwell
Jr Resigns as President of
Liberty University
Will take similar position at Hooters. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Amsterdam Deploys
Planter-Like Urinals Filled With Flowers
Just don't smell the roses. |
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