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PEOPLE
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Pushing Wacky Anti-Vaxxer Conspiracy Theory About Bill Gates
Apparently the apple fell far from the tree, rolled down a steep hill and off a cliff.
Sen. Tom Cotton Calls Slavery “Necessary Evil”
Calls freedom, liberty “unnecessary good.”
 
MEDIA
Democrats: Biden Picks
Woman of Color

Republicans: Biden picks colored woman.
 
TRAVEL
Stir-Crazy Travelers Ordering Airline Food to Relive Flying Experience
Each meal comes with a dog-eared in-flight magazine, an air sickness bag, and a screaming baby.
SCIENCE
Study: Marijuana Use
After Work Has No Impact
On Job Performance

Comprehensive study surveyed over 5,000 marijuana dispensaries.
French Scientist Hopes to Create Moon's Aroma
From astronauts' accounts to historical information he's created a scent reminiscent of “very old cheese.”
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Trump Expects a Vaccine
By Election Day

Would hate to see it all go bad in some crummy warehouse while mail-in ballots are being counted.
Study: Placebos Effective Even
When People Know They're Fake

Even when a doctor tells them, “They're nothing but freakin' sugar!” they still work.
Study: Eating Chocolate Good
For Your Heart, Blood Vessels

When combined with balanced diet of coffee, alcohol, cigarettes.

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