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PAGE THREE – JULY 13 - 19, 2020
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MISCELLANEOUS
Trump Commutes Roger Stone's Sentence
After he agrees to get a Trump tattoo.
Study: Americans More Altruistic, Charitable Than Most Assume
But not nearly as altruistic, charitable as they claim on their tax returns.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Artificial Intelligence Being
Used to Unravel Conspiracy
Theories Like PizzaGate

It took nearly one trillionth of a second to see PizzaGate was nuts.
 
LEISURE
Racial Slurs to be Removed
From Scrabble

Those who want to use them can still play by “Trump rules.”
 
FASHION
Paris Fashion Week Goes Online
Theme this year: evening wear made from bath towels and toilet paper rolls.
FEATURE
Which of the following businesses did not receive a Paycheck Protection Program loan?
A )Princeton Forrestal LLC (Jared Kushner)
B )Renaissance Acquisition Company LLC (Betsy DeVos)
C )Trump International Hotel & Tower at Waikiki (Trump)
D )Joe's Barber Shop
Hint: when was your last haircut?
 
SPORTS
Redskins, Indians Consider
Name Change

As do scalpers.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
  New York City Paints Mural That Says BLACK LIVES MATTER in Front of Trump Tower
Paints over previous mural that said, FUCK YOU TRUMP.

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