| TECHNOLOGY |
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 NASA Offers Prize
Money for Better Moon Toilet Design
At least better than one submitted by
Andy Gump (above). |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Study: While Covering Protests,
Media Focuses on Violence,
Spectacle Over Real Issues
And probably won't cover this study. |
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 Attempt to
Pull Down Statue of Liberty Foiled
Harbor police arrest presidential adviser
Stephen Miller and small cadre of
mercenaries before they can carry out plot. |
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| SPORTS |
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Study: Home Advantage Disappears
With No Fans in Attendance
And visiting players aren't bombarded with
racial insults and epithets. |
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 New York
City Marathon Cancelled
In its place, 30,000 participants will
drive the 26-mile route. |
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| FEATURE |
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| What are these men saying to
the man wearing a mask? |
| A ) | “Hello neighbor!” |
| B ) | “Thank you for
being so considerate!” |
| C ) | “Do you have any
extra masks?” |
| D ) | “Rot in Hell you
commie pervert!” |
| Hint: they were on their way
to a Trump rally. |
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| POLL |
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Only 12% of Americans Proud of
Their Country, 87% Dissatisfied
A staggering 1% say they “don't know.” |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Trump Swings
Baseball Bat in Front of White House Staffers
Demonstrates what he'd do “to any Antifa
thugs who get past the Secret Service.” |
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