| PEOPLE |
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 North Korea:
Kim Jong Un Resurfaces After Long Absence
According to state media, Supreme
Leader was “chillin'.” |
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 New White
House Press Secretary: “I Will Never
Lie to You”
“Yes, I'm a natural blond,”
she answers first question. |
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| MEDIA |
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 Radio Host
and Trump Ally Alex Jones Says
He's Ready to Kill, Eat His Neighbors
Almost guaranteeing a Presidential Medal of Freedom. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Report: Half of Workers Could
Make More From Unemployment
Than Low-Wage Jobs
Democrats call for higher wages; Republicans
call for lower unemployment compensation. |
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Big Business Optimistic
After getting their small-business loans. |
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| SCIENCE |
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 Navy Releases
Infamous UFO Videos Shot by Fighter Pilots
After UFOs release declassified
videos of our warplanes. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Administration Announces
“Operation Warp Speed” to
Develop Vaccine
Supplants “Operation Deny, Stall, Cover Up.” |
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Coronavirus Outbreak Causing 3 in 10
Marijuana Users to Smoke More
According to survey by Frito-Lay. |
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Kushner: Trump's Pandemic
Response “Great Success Story”
When compared to Nero. |
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| CORRECTION |
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 Last week, in a story about the Covid-19
pandemic surpassing the Vietnam War in
number of deaths, we mistakenly
identified the people pictured above
as anti-war protesters in 1968. In
fact, they're anti-lockdown protesters
in 2020 calling for allowing the
vulnerable and elderly to die so that
they can go back to work. We regret the
error. |
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