TECHNOLOGY |
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Fired Captain Whose Letter
Went Public Gets Huge Sendoff From Crew
Trump, furious, tweets: Sailors not
practicing social distancing! COURT-MARTIAL! |
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MISCELLANEOUS |
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Study: Telling Lies Makes People
Desire Mouthwash, Writing Lies
Makes People Desire Hand Sanitizer
And, if you do both, there's a job waiting
for you at the White House. |
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P0LL |
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Half Say Government Doing
Good Job Stemming Spread of
Coronavirus, Half Say It Isn't
Half who said it isn't have since passed. |
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SPORTS |
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Pro Leagues
Ponder Return With Games, But No Fans
Alternate scenario, fans but no games, tabled. |
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FEATURE |
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What group of people was recently
described as a frat party that
descended from a UFO? |
A ) | An eighties band from Athens, Ga. |
B ) | The cast of Big Brother: Amsterdam |
C ) | The Martian chapter of Phi Sigma Delta |
D ) | The group of friends Jared Kushner
recruited to run the country's coronavirus response. |
Hint: get used to a long, long stay at home. |
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ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Trump Says
Everyone Who Wants to Wear a Mask
Should, But It's Only Voluntary and
He Will Not Wear One
Pence already wearing mask, says we
should have fun with it. |
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