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PAGE THREE – MAR 30 - APR 5, 2020
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CONSUMER NEWS
Does Wearing a Face Mask
When Shopping Protect Us From Coronavirus?
Testing begins.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Surging Traffic Slowing Down Internet
Porn “virtually unwatchable,” complain some.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Air Pollution Down, People Suddenly Friendly, Considerate, Caring
Not-to-worry, it won't last.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Report: Neo-Nazi Groups Tell
Virus-Infected Members to Spray Bodily Fluids at Cops, Jews

So remember to stay at least six feet away from nazis.
 
RELIGION
Trump: I Want to See “Packed Churches” on Easter Sunday
Experts: more likely packed funeral homes.
FEATURE
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
  Coronavirus Burgers, Fauci
Doughnuts Among Popular
New Edibles

Just wash them before eating.

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