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PEOPLE
13th Annual Wife Carrying Race Held in England
Harry and Meghan place third in their last public appearance as royals in UK.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Shocker: Next “Bachelorette” 38 Years Old
She'll be first old maid to appear on show.
 
TRAVEL
Airbnb Study: Travelers Often Decide Where to Stay Based On Attractiveness of Host
So choose your peignoir carefully.
 
BUSINESS
Ten Top Healthcare CEOs
Took Home More Than
$300 Million in Combined
Pay in 2019

None responded to query about Medicare for All.
SCIENCE
Team of Researchers Claim
To Have Found a Protein
Inside a Meteorite

They call it a “meatier-ite.”
Study: Babies Can Be More
Altruistic Than Adults

Getting candy from babies is easy, say adults.
Study: Rats in New York Have Adapted to New Yorkers' Diets
They'll eat anything except an Impossible Burger.
 
Private Firm Selling Tickets on SpaceX Capsule for $55 million, 10-Day Stay on Space Station
Includes food, lodging, three zero gravity massages.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: No Such Thing
As Sugar High

Those kids bouncing off the walls are just weird.

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