| LAW |
 |
 |
| |
Alan Dershowitz: If President
Believes His Reelection in the
Public Interest He Can Do
Anything He Wants to Get Reelected
For instance, he could poison his wife,
or knife her to death, or even enslave
underage girls for his personal sexual
pleasure if it helps his chances. |
| |
| MISCELLANEOUS |
|
Study: College Students Use
More Marijuana in Legalized
States, But Binge Drink Less
Need to stay sober when driving to sell
their pot in non-legal states. |
|
Average American Gives Up on
New Year's Resolutions by Feb. 1
Spends rest of year trying to get
out of gym membership. |
| |
| SPORTS |
|
Study Debunks Myth Sex
Trafficking Surges During
Super Bowl
Review of game film from every Super Bowl
finds nothing to support claim. |
|
| FEATURE |
 |
| In 2017, an Oxfam study found that
eight people, six of them Americans,
own as much wealth as what percentage
of the rest of humanity? |
| |
A ) |
2% |
| |
B ) |
3% |
| |
C ) |
5% |
| |
D ) |
50% |
| Hint: think of 3.9
billion paupers. |
|
|
|
| |
| LIFESTYLE |
|
UK: Head of National Health
Service Condemns Gwyneth
Paltrow's Wellness Products as
Waste of Money, Considerable
Health Risk
And then tears into her films. |
| |
| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
|
 President Gets
Quick Touch-Up Before Rally
And yes, that is his hair. |
|
|
