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PEOPLE
Barack Obama Releases His Annual Year-End Playlist
Not surprisingly, they're the same songs as last year and the year before, like most people over forty.
GOP Senator “Disturbed” by
McConnell Vow to Coordinate
Trial Strategy With White House

If Republicans call for fairness “then we're doomed,” says one.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Russia Claims It Has Successfully Tested Its Own Internet
With “superior cat videos,” says spokesman.
 
BUSINESS
World's 500 Richest People Gained $1.2 Trillion in Wealth in 2019
According to Greed Magazine's “Greedy 500.”
Boeing's Own Survey: Only 52% Willing to Fly on 737 Max
And that drops to 8% when unlimited free drinks aren't offered.
POLITICS
  Trump Campaign Website Helps
Supporters Argue With Liberal
Relatives on Holidays

When they bring up impeachment, just say “Benghazi.”
Chief Justice Roberts Will
Preside Over Senate Trial

“He's a very nice man,” tweets Trump.
 
SCIENCE
Researchers Develop World's
First “Uncrackable” Code
That Can Never be Hacked

As a result, they've been locked out of their lab for three weeks.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Caffeine May Offset
Holiday Weight Gain

If you run in place while on line at Starbucks.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Study: We Misremember Facts
To Fit Our Personal Biases

And if we do it enough times we can be White House Press Secretary.

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