PEOPLE |
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Barack Obama
Releases His Annual Year-End Playlist
Not surprisingly, they're the same songs
as last year and the year before, like
most people over forty. |
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GOP Senator Disturbed by
McConnell Vow to Coordinate
Trial Strategy With White House
If Republicans call for fairness then
we're doomed, says one. |
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TECHNOLOGY |
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Russia Claims It Has Successfully
Tested Its Own Internet
With superior cat videos,
says spokesman. |
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BUSINESS |
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World's 500 Richest People Gained
$1.2 Trillion in Wealth in 2019
According to Greed Magazine's Greedy 500. |
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Boeing's Own
Survey: Only 52% Willing to Fly on 737 Max
And that drops to 8% when unlimited free
drinks aren't offered. |
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POLITICS |
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Trump Campaign Website Helps
Supporters Argue With Liberal
Relatives on Holidays
When they bring up impeachment, just say
Benghazi. |
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Chief Justice Roberts Will
Preside Over Senate Trial
He's a very nice man, tweets Trump. |
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SCIENCE |
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Researchers Develop World's
First Uncrackable Code
That Can Never be Hacked
As a result, they've been locked out of
their lab for three weeks. |
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HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Caffeine May Offset
Holiday Weight Gain
If you run in place while on line at
Starbucks. |
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MISCELLANEOUS |
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Study: We Misremember Facts
To Fit Our Personal Biases
And if we do it enough times we can be
White House Press Secretary. |
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