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PEOPLE
After Turbulent Tenure as Trump's Attorney General, Jeff Sessions Announces Senate Run in Alabama
If elected and Trump impeached, he says he will recuse himself.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
CGI-Created James Dean Will Star in Upcoming Film
Hologram Without a Cause opens next June.
 
PUBLISHING
Book: After Visiting Arlington National Cemetery, Don Jr.
Compares His Family's Sacrifice to Slain American Soldiers

Wonders why there's no monument honoring The Unknown Trump.
Book: Anonymous Describes
Trump “Like a 12-Year-Old
in an Air Traffic Control Tower”

“Suffering from ADD and Alzheimer's, high out of his mind on fourteen Diet Cokes.”
SCIENCE
Scientists Warn: Insect
Populations Disappearing
At Alarming Rate

Suggest we stop eating them, go back to meat.
Jeff Bezos Unveils Mockup of His Blue Moon Lander
Can accommodate up to eight billionaires, or four billionaires and their plus ones.
New Measurements: Universe Spherical, and if You Travelled Far Enough in One Direction You'd End
Up Back Where You Started
Or, you could stay put, save yourself the trouble.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study Warns: Daylight
Saving Time Has Long-
Term Impact on Brain

Especially for those who literally spring forward, fall back.

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