TECHNOLOGY |
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Google Quantum Computer
Performs Computation in 3
Minutes That Would Have Taken Regular Computer
10,000 Years
Figures out how many chimps would be
needed to write Hamlet. |
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MISCELLANEOUS |
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Survey: Children Often Beg
Parents to Put Phones Away
Ignored, they grab a book and retreat to a
quiet place to read. |
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Survey: 1 In 6 Adults Believes
Entire Galaxy Called Earth
Don't ask any of them for directions, medical
assistance, change for a fifty. |
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LAW |
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Lawyers: Bronx
Zoo's Happy the Elephant Should
Have Same Rights as Humans
Argument made during messy divorce trial
between Happy, Happy's ex Jumbo. |
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FEATURE |
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Who are Swing Set Susan,
Dog Park Debby, Apartment Patty, Golf Cart
Gail, Pool Patrol Paula and Cornerstone
Caroline? |
A ) | The cast of Desperate Housewives |
B ) | Characters on South Park |
C ) | Characters in the movie Hustlers |
D ) | White women who have called police
to report minorities who are doing nothing wrong. |
Hint: six characters in search of an author. |
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SPORTS |
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Dallas TV Station Apologizes for
Not Interrupting Cowboys Game
for Tornado Warning
Especially after Cowboys' entire offensive
line wiped out by twister. |
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ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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World's Fastest
Car Unveiled: Can Go Over 500 MPH
And it has self-driving mode. |
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