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TRENDS
Survey: One Third of Americans Admit Ending Relationship Over Household Chores
Men resent being asked to take out the garbage, women resent being asked to clean the house dressed like a French maid.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Robot With AI Solves Rubik's Cube in Successful Demonstration
Successful demonstration of man's eventual uselessness.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Study: When in a Hurry, People
Tell Us What We Want to Hear

Conclusion based on thousands of hours of waterboarding.
 
ART
Louvre to Display Mona Lisa in 3-D Virtual Reality Tour
Visitors will be able to view her from the side, from behind, and up her skirt.
REAL ESTATE
Los Angeles Mansion Sets Record With Asking Price of $225 Million
As is, needs TLC, DO NOT DISTURB OCCUPANTS.
 
POLLS
Latest Polls Show Trump More Unpopular Than His Likely Rivals
And in America, say historians, the least unpopular candidate usually wins.
 
CONSUMER NEWS
Johnson & Johnson Recalls Baby Powder Tainted With Asbestos
Those who prefer asbestos in their baby powder can still order it online.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Georgia: Residents Told to Kill Invasive Northern Snakehead Fish That Can Survive on Land
If not it will evolve, walk upright, learn language, wear clothes, run for office.

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