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ENTERTAINMENT
Scorcese's The Irishman Features
De-Aged Robert De Niro, Joe Pesci

An early Oscar favorite, Scorcese will have himself de-aged to accept award.
 
PEOPLE
Giuliani Goes on the Attack, Provides Irrefutable Evidence
Proves beyond any doubt that he, and the President, are in big trouble.
 
BUSINESS
Report: World's Wealthiest Families Stockpiling Cash as Recession Fears Grow
Building moats, drawbridges, guard towers.
ENVIRONMENT
UN's Action on Global Warming Disappoints Activists
“Give a hoot! Don't Pollute!” called “too little, too late.”
 
SCIENCE
  Elon Musk Unveils SpaceX
Starship That Will Go to Mars

Lays out what some call an overly ambitious plan to have a colony on Mars “by Thanksgiving.”
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Artificial Intelligence
As Good as Human Experts
In Medical Diagnosis

So you can forget about doctors, just go to WhatsWrongWithMe.com.

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