| PEOPLE |
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 Former President
Obama Releases Playlist of
Favorite Summer Songs
It's his strongest rebuke of Trump yet. |
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 Former Right-Wing Congressman
and Talk Show Host Joe Walsh
to Challenge Trump
Announcing his candidacy, he declares: “I'm
racist, but not that racist.” |
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| BUSINESS |
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Survey: Just Thinking About
Investing in Stock Market Sparks
Anxiety in 60% of Americans
So they invest in tranquilizers. |
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Trump Denies Rumors of
Bedbugs at His Doral Resort
Bedbugs deny rumors they're staying at
a Trump property. |
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 Mattel Releases
Barbie Doll of Civil Rights Pioneer
Rosa Parks
Segregated bus full of redneck Kens
sold separately. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Elon Musk: Difference
Between Human Intellect,
AI Comparable to Difference
Between Chimps, Humans
Sees our future in a zoo. |
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Scientists Detect Brainwaves
In Lab-Grown Brains
Over-the-counter replacement brains
still years away. |
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 SpaceX Tests
Vehicle to Be Used in
Mars Landing
First crew revealed: Flash Gordon, Dr.
Zarkov, and the lovely Dale Arden. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Possible Link Between Air
Pollution and Psychiatric Disorders
If true, provides great argument for clean
energy as cure for gun violence. |
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Study: The Closer You Live to
Nature the Happier You'll Be
Tell that to yourself after you've been
evicted. |
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