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TECHNOLOGY
Advances in Robotics Threaten Our Concept of Sex
Shown: life-like female humanoid kisses early model male robot.
Russia Sends Humanoid to Space Station
It will cook, clean, spy and play chess.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Study: People Who Post Selfies
Less Liked, Less Successful,
Less Confident

And everybody does it.
 
FACTOID
Mueller Report Downloaded
800 Million Times

800 million people haven't read it.
 
RELIGION
Mormon Church Reaffirms
Ban on Coffee

“Not what I wanted to hear,” says owner of Salt Lake City's only Starbucks.
FEATURE
T-Shirt Messaging Reveals True Colors of Trump's base.
A )This is a dog whistle.
B )This is not a dog whistle.
C )What is a dog whistle?
Hint: If you can hear it, it's not a dog whistle.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
  July Hottest Month Ever Recorded
In China (above), 1.3 billion sought relief, at the same time.

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