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| OCTOBER - DECEMBER, 2018 |
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 Pence: “Space
Force” to Debut in 2020
Casting begins immediately. |
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Fewer Say They're Proud
To Be an American
Some have started speaking with a foreign accent. |
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Trump Accuses Google of
Rigging Search Results to
Make Him Look Bad
Wants them re-rigged to make him look good. |
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 President Boards
Air Force One With Toilet Paper Stuck to His Shoe
Later tells press it was fake toilet paper put
there by George Soros. |
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President Skips Arlington Cemetery
Visit on Veterans Day
Calls Unknown Soldier “a big nobody.” |
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Even Automakers Opposed to
Trump's Rollback of Auto
Emissions Rules
“We're greedy, not crazy,” says one. |
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Poll: Trump Voters Believe Men
Discriminated Against More Than
Women, Gays, Ethnic Minorities
Believe they're owed reparations. |
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Portrait of Trump With Other
Republican Presidents Now
Hangs in White House
Art critics agree: artist should also be hanged. |
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| JANUARY - MARCH, 2019 |
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President Makes Surprise
Visit to Iraq
Brings Melania as human shield. |
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Federal Judge Discovers Trump
Administration, After Agreeing to
End Family Separations at Border,
Continues to Separate Families
“We never said when,” says
Sarah Huckabee Sanders. |
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Trump Backs Push for Bible
Classes in Schools
To replace Science. |
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Leaked: “Executive Time”
Makes Up 60% of Trump's Day
Remaining 40%: TV is off. |
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Passenger Arrested for Groping
Woman on Flight, Says Trump
Said “It's OK”
“I didn't say it's always okay,” says Trump. |
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Trump Names California State
Park After Himself
Next up: Wants his own image to replace
“Lying Teddy Roosevelt” on
Mt. Rushmore. |
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