| ART |
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 Shocker: Under
Monet Painting Restorers Discover Another Monet
And under that — a Rembrandt! |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Study: People Who Claim to
Work 75-Hour Weeks Usually
Only Work About 50 Hours
And half of that time spent boasting about their
work ethic. |
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Survey: People Who See Glass as
Half-Full Really Are More Optimistic
But less so than those whose cup runneth over. |
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| SPORTS |
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NBA Teams Consider Dropping Word “Owner”
Due to Racial Insensitivity
Would replace it with “rich white guy.” |
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| CONSUMER NEWS |
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 Heinz Discovers
Name for New Product Mayochup Actually
a Cree Word for Feces
And in one Inuit dialect it means ”soon
to be discontinued.” |
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| FEATURE |
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| Of the following, which was not one of the
ten most popular boys' names in 2018? |
| 1 ) | Liam |
6 ) | Grayson |
| 2 ) | Noah |
7 ) | Lucas |
| 3 ) | William |
8 ) | Mason |
| 4 ) | James |
9 ) | Oliver |
| 5 ) | Caden |
10 ) | Donald |
| Hint: nobody's naming their kid Lord Voldemort either. |
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| FACTOID |
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Average Person Ingests More
Than 70,000 Microplastic
Particles Each Year
That's the equivalent of 1400 Lego smoothies. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Electric Pogo
Sticks Coming to Some California Cities
Will let you jump right over that jerk on the
scooter who's in your way. |
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