| PICTURE OF THE WEEK |
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 Japan: Trump
Presents Winner of Sumo Match With
President's Cup
Next month, Japanese Emperor will present
Emperor's Cup to winner of Wrestlemania XXXVI. |
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| PEOPLE |
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Feds Fear El Chapo Request
Could Be Escape Ploy
He wants to take flying lessons. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Report: Google Relies Mostly on
Underpaid Temp Workers
Everyone but the CEO makes minimum wage. |
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Fiat, Renault in Merger Talks
New company would become world's largest
manufacturer of unreliable cars. |
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 New Marijuana
Businesses Targeting Women
You've come a long way, baby. |
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| REAL ESTATE |
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 New York:
$85 Million Apartment Comes With
2 Rolls-Royces, a Summer House in
the Hamptons, a Yacht and 2 Seats
on a Future Spaceflight
And the super's cellphone number. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Administration Increases Its
Attack on Climate Science
Orders thermometers removed from all
government buildings. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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EPA to Stop Funding Research
Into Environmental Health
Threats to Children
“Nobody's interested,” explains spokesman. |
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U.S. Dept. of Energy Renames
Natural Gas “Freedom Gas”
Renames bull shit “Freedom Shit.” |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Report: World's Rivers
Laced With Antibiotics
To prevent an infection from spreading, a few
gulps from the Hudson River should do the trick. |
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