| CONSUMER NEWS |
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 Newest Pet
Cameras Allow You to Observe, Chat, Dispense
Treats
Larger models for larger pets, and the elderly. |
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| POLL |
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52% of Public Sees Glass
Half-Empty, 36% Half-Full
Remaining 12% see lipstick on glass, send it back. |
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| LAW |
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Trump Wants Courts to Determine
if it's Legal for Saturday Night Live
to “Belittle” Him
When he's not the host. |
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| CORRECTION |
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| Last week this
photograph of a newly discovered pre-human
ancestor was mistakenly included in our
coverage of President George H.W. Bush's
State Funeral. We regret the error. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Who has gone to jail for
refusing a subpoena to testify in front of a
grand jury? |
| A ) | Members of the Mafia. |
| B ) | Barry Bonds' trainer. |
| C ) | The President of the
United States. |
| Hint: Maybe not yet, but be patient. |
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| RELIGION |
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Pope Expels Cardinal Accused of Sexually
Abusing Minors from Advisory Council
“The Church no longer needs advice
in these matters,” he explains. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Scandal-Ridden
Interior Secretary Zinke Leaving
Among his transgressions: shooting and stuffing Smokey Bear. |
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