PEOPLE |
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Trump Retweets Call for Jailing His
Perceived Enemies for Treason
Gee, that's a bit harsh, says Putin. |
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BUSINESS |
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Study: Consolidation Leading
To More Monopolies, Less Competition
Only one research firm still doing studies. |
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Marriott Hotels
Reveals 500 Million Guests' Personal
Information Stolen by Hackers
Motel 6 reveals someone's been stealing packets
of sugar from their lobbies. |
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CORRECTION |
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In a recent report we
mistakenly said that only 6 Mexicans have
confidence in President Trump. In fact, it is
6% of Mexicans who have confidence in the
U.S. president. We regret any confusion
caused by our error. |
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SCIENCE |
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After 8-Year Journey, Scientists
Cheer Insight's Perfect Landing
On Mars
Unfortunately, someone forgot to include keys to the trunk. |
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NASA Spacecraft
Hopes to Bring Back Samples From
Asteroid Bennu
It's believed to be a giant charcoal briquette
and could supply Earth for centuries. |
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HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Chinese Doctor Announces
Successful Gene Editing of
Newborn Baby
Posts step-by-step DIY video on YouTube. |
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NEW PRODUCTS |
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A Slice of Pizza
Encased in Lucite!
Immortalize your favorite slice, or play a cruel
prank on your dieting aunt, here's an item with
loads of frivolous uses, and the perfect gift for
the person who doesn't have everything but isn't
so desperate they'll crack it open to eat it. $200
(added toppings $50 each) at The Conspicuous
Non-Consumer. |
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