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PAGE THREE – NOVEMBER 12 - 18, 2018
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TECHNOLOGY
Samsung Building TV You Can Control With Your Brain
But there's still nothing good on.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Men and Women With Shorter,
Wider Faces Tend to Be More
Sexually Motivated and to Have
a Stronger Sex Drive

According to National Association of Men and Women With Shorter, Wider Faces.
 
TRAVEL
Airlines, Having Shrunk Cabin
Space, Now Offer “Premium
Economy” With a Little More
Room

Pay a little more for the privilege of paying a little more.
 
GENETICS
Belgian Artist Claims She's Daughter of King Albert I, Who Had Affair with Her Mother; DNA Tests May Confirm
Check your DNA, you may be a Kardashian.
FEATURE
Fill in the blank:
Congress shall make no law abridging the freedom of _______ ___________.
A )the White House kitchen.
B )all citizens to tweet.
C )the President to lie on a daily basis.
D )speech, or of the press; or of the right of the people to peacefully assemble and petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
Hint: but we're at war with the press, aren't we?
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Elon Musk's Tesla Roadster Moves Beyond Orbit of Mars
It's already picking up Jupiter radio stations.

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