| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Fiber Optic
Breakthrough Could Make Internet
100 Times Faster
Please hold for tech support, all our
super-high-speed lines are busy. |
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China: Factory Using Robots
To Make Robots
“Where will it end?” marvels
one of the robots. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Independent Investigation Interviews
200 Young Aides to Members of British
Parliament, Finds Only Six Who Were
Not Subject to Uninvited Touching,
Kissing, Groping, Sexual Remarks
Those six claimed it was invited. |
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| SPORTS |
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World Series: In Tweet, Trump
Slams Dodger Manager for
Pulling Starter Too Early
While lamenting loss of life in synagogue
massacre. |
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| CONSUMER NEWS |
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 Tesla Introduces
Own Tequila
Volt introduces own Ripple. |
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| FEATURE |
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| What three things must
happen before North Korean De-nuclearization? |
| A ) | A phaseout of
joint U.S.-South Korean military exercises. |
| B ) | An NBA team
in Pyongyang. |
| C ) | Pigs fly. |
| Hint: You don't need a hint,
you need a bomb shelter. |
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| RELIGION |
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 Museum of
the Bible Says Five of Its Dead Sea Scrolls
Fragments Forgeries
Questions remain about, “Thou shalt not commit
adultery,” which many scholars
believe a bit of a stretch. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Study: Those
With Expanded Waistlines Less Intellectually Fit
Shown: stock photos of fat person, thin person. |
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