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TECHNOLOGY
More Restaurants Replace Human Waiters With Robots
Latest to make the switch: Hooters (right).
 
MISCELLANEOUS
UK: Number of Children Living In Poverty Rises Dramatically
“It's not Dickensian yet,” says government spokesperson.
 
ENVIRONMENT
EPA Will Ease Rules Making it
Easier to Release Methane
Into Atmosphere

Apparently ozone hole getting too small.
 
SPORTS
Fans Reject Gritty, Philadelphia Flyers' New Mascot
He belches, farts, cheers for other team.
Why was Senator Grassley's special advisor on messaging forced to step down from his advisory role?
A )His command of the English language was shaky.
B )He wasn't able to book a room in a nearby hotel.
C )NBC news revealed he was accused of sexually harassing a co-worker.
Hint: it's very hard to find Republican advisors on messaging not previously accused of sexual harassment.
 
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