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EVENTS
Spain's Annual Tomatina Attracts Thousands to World's Largest Tomato Fight
There were no winners.
 
EDUCATION
Asian-Americans Sue Harvard for Racial Discrimination
Claim millions of Asian-Americans should have been admitted ahead of Jared Kushner.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
  Lego Unveils Full-Scale Bugatti Built Entirely From Lego Bricks
Aimed at spoiled, but industrious offspring of indulgent billionaires.
 
CRIME
Trump: Making Plea Deal
“Almost Ought to be Illegal”

“They should just wait for a pardon.”
STYLE
Aretha Franklin Wore Lacy Crimson Sleeveless Gown, Scarlet Christian Louboutin Heels, Cherry Red Lipstick and Nail Polish on Day One of her Funeral, Day Two: Pale, Shimmering Blue Frock, Matching Heels, Day Three: Rose-Colored Custom-Knit Suit by St. John's, also with Louboutins, Day Four: Full-Length Gold Dress, Matching Sparking Gold-Sequined Heels
If they fail to meet this standard, you may want to rethink your own funeral plans.
 
RELIGION
Catholic Church Accused of
Covering Up Sexual Abuse
Scandal

And then covering up the coverup.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
  Burning Man Draws Thousands
Last big fling of summer before returning to their jobs as unemployed artists.

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