| PEOPLE |
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 Scott Pruitt Resigns
To spend more time in his $50 per night
apartment with his used Trump hotel mattress. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Miss America Organization
Sharply Divided Over Dropping
Swimsuit Competition
Half want it dropped, half want it renamed Talent Competition. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Public Warned: New Tax Law
Eliminates Alimony Tax
Deduction on Dec. 31
In other words: billionaires, call your lawyers. |
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On Pruitt's Last Day, EPA Approves
Loophole Allowing Major Increase in
Manufacturing of Diesel Truck Producing
55 Times Air Pollution as Trucks
With Modern Emission Controls
A farewell gift. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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Newest Threat to Privacy:
Smart TVs
While you watch them they watch you, streaming
live video to your neighbors. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Latest Data Show Coffee Drinkers
Less Likely to Die
The more you drink the longer you live. |
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FDA Approves First Medicine
Made From Marijuana
Dr. Snoop's All-Purpose Ointment cures what
ails you. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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All-Time High Temperatures
Recorded Worldwide in Past Week
Climate change deniers turn up their air conditioners. |
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| BREAKING NEWS |
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Trump Adds Former Fox News
Chief to Communications Team
And Vladimir Putin to re-election team. |
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Trump Faces Fight in GOP
Over High Court Nominee
Talks between right-to-lifers, flat Earthers, Nazi
sympathizers break down. |
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