| ART |
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Modigliani's “Reclining Nude”
Estimated Auction Price of |
 $150 Million Sets Record
Experts see strong interest from a number of horny billionaires. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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Experts: Robots Will Fight
Wars of Future
Humans can enjoy it all on large-screen
TVs in the comfort of their fallout shelters. |
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Many App Developers Regret
Addictive Waste of Time
Their Apps Have Become
Hope to develop app to make things right. |
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Researchers Able to Send
Hidden Messages to Siri,
Alexa, Google Assistant
Promises a future where everything is taken
care of by total strangers located God-knows-where. |
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| FEATURE |
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| What is this? |
| A ) | Number of U.S. traffic
fatalities in 2017, number in first six months of 2018. |
| B ) | Number of bad
mother-in-law jokes told last year, number so far this year. |
| C ) | Number of
Americans killed by guns, followed by number killed in all
our wars, combined. |
| Hint: but the gun deaths include suicide,
which doesn't really count. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Trump's Pick
to Head CIA, Who Ran Secret Prison
Specializing in Sleep Deprivation,
Waterboarding, Confinement in
Boxes, Was 2nd Choice
Torquemada wasn't available. |
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