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PEOPLE
Ted Cruz, Called “Lyin'” Ted Cruz by Trump, Pens Glowing Tribute to Him for Time
Apparently also agrees his wife should wear a bag over her head and his father conspired to kill Kennedy.
Charges Multiply Against Missouri Governor, Who Had Extramarital Affair, Took Nude Photos of Lover, Threatened to Release them if She Didn't Keep Quiet
It's the “Show Me State,” he explains.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
80th Anniversary of Superman's Debut Celebrated
Villains will celebrate in a few years on Lex Luthor's 80th.
 
BUSINESS
Business Improves at Trump Hotels
As they try to attract customers who hate Trump.
SCIENCE
NASA Sends Human Sperm to Space Station
“Coals to Newcastle,” says current all-male crew.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Climatologists Warn of Catastrophic Collapse of Gulf Stream
Could lead to much worse hurricanes, tornadoes, disaster movies.
Michael Bloomberg Will Pay $4.5 Billion U.S. Obligation to Paris Climate Accord
“Sucker,” Trump tweets.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Researchers Build Robot That Can Assemble IKEA Furniture
Something humans cannot do.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Oregon Dealing With an
Oversupply of Marijuana

And critical shortage of chocolate chip cookies.

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