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PEOPLE
Ex-House Speaker Boehner: “My Thinking on Cannabis Has Evolved”
Now that there's money to be made from it, he confides.
 
MEDIA
Fox Briefly Airs Poll Showing it as Least Trustworthy Cable News Source
It's quickly replaced by false poll showing it as most trustworthy.
 
BUSINESS
CBO Projects Massive Spike in Deficit, Debt Under Trump Due to GOP Tax Bill
Biggest increase since invention of credit in 17th century.
 
CONSUMER NEWS
Heinz Introduces Mayochup, Combining Mayonnaise and Ketchup
Follows failed rollout of Retard, combination of relish and mustard.
SCIENCE
Giant Pandas Taken Off
Endangered Species List

Still on Do Not Eat list.
Scientists: Little Chance Signals We Receive From Space Will Come From Civilizations That Still Exist
But their music might be worth a listen.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
FDA Approves First Artificially Intelligent Medical Device
Predicts diseases, outcomes, and compares rates for loans you'll need to pay for it.
 
CORRECTION
 
In a previous edition we incorrectly identified the people in this picture as new members of The President's Council on Diversity. In fact, this is a recent picture of all the current White House interns. We apologize for the error.

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