| PEOPLE |
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 Report: First Lady
Earned Green Card Through Program for Those
With "Extraordinary Ability"
You be the judge. |
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 Judge Roy
Moore Asks for Donations to Cover Legal
Expenses
He's run out of Girl Scout cookies. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Report: Corporations Using Tax Break
to Buy Back Stock, Issue Dividends
And maybe hire another shoeshine boy to work in the lobby. |
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First Marijuana Company to
Begin Trading on Nasdaq
You can buy shares from your local dealer. |
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 Survey: 73%
of Disneyland Workers Can't Afford Rent, Food, Gas
Goofy has been living in his car. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Detection of Stars Born Only
180 Million Years After Big Bang Rewrites
History of Cosmos
And adds three chapters to Star Wars franchise. |
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 Researchers
Claim to Have Translated Previously Undecipherable
600-Year-Old Voynich Manuscript
It reads, “Congratulations, you have finally
deciphered the nearly undecipherable Voynich Manuscript.” |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Moderate Drinking Linked
to Living Longer Than 90
When combined with moderate smoking, moderate
swearing. |
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Study: Babies Don't Naturally Eat
Right Amount When Allowed to Feed Themselves
But they know how to look it up online, learn
from other babies' instructional videos. |
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| TRENDS |
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Report: Hate Groups Increased
by 4% in First Year of Trump's Presidency
Not including groups who hate Trump. |
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