| PEOPLE |
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 Trump “Furious”
About Controversial New Book
Because he can't read. |
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 Wall Street Journal:
In New Book, Bannon Says Ivanka “Dumb as a Brick”
Ivanka: “If I'm so dumb, how come I'm rich?” |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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White House to Screen The Post,
Starring Tom Hanks, Meryl Streep
Orders dozens of rotten tomatoes. |
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| BUSINESS |
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EPA's Pruitt Trying to Allow New Trucks to
Install Old Engines Producing 40 Times
More Smog-forming Emissions, 55 Times
More Diesel Soot Than New Trucks
It's a job creator, he says. |
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Trump Tells Wealthy Mar-a-Lago Guests
“You All Just Got a Lot Richer”
Tells maintenance staff, “you all just got a
lot poorer.” |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Report: Scientists Find Alzheimer's
Treatment While Trying to Cure Diabetes
Will now try to cure diabetes by trying to find
Alzheimer's treatment. |
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AP: New Drug to Treat Certain Kinds of
Blindness, Costing $800,000, Raises
“Affordability Concerns”
Only Stevie Wonder can afford it. |
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| WEATHER |
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 U.S. East Coast Hit
by Massive Arctic Storm, Scientifically
Named “Bombogenesis”
In southern hemisphere, it's “Mambogenesis.” |
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| CORRECTION |
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 Last week we mistakenly said these people were on line to buy recreational marijuana. Actually, they were on line to buy the new book about Trump, then they went to buy marijuana. We regret the error. |
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