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POLITICS
Head of Republican Senatorial Campaign Committee: If Moore Wins in Alabama, He Should be Expelled “Because He Does Not Meet the Ethical and Moral Requirements of the United States Senate”
“An extremely low bar,” he adds.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Self-Driving Trucks in Our Future
Better than in our rearview mirror.
 
ART
Recently Discovered Da Vinci Painting Sells for Record $450 Million at Auction
To an unnamed member of the Cabinet.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Trump Won’t Meet With Nobel
Prize Winners in Science

Says just thinking about it gives him a headache.
Americans Own 42% of
World's Guns

We sold the other 58% to foreigners.
FEATURE
Fill in the blank for this anonymous quote from a woman who was sexually assaulted by a powerful man but didn’t report the incident: “It’s also the ________ world, where predatory men are everywhere.”
  A ) Business
  B ) Sports
  C ) Political
  D ) Entertainment
Hint: D) Entertainment is correct, but partial credit is given for any of the others.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Mnuchin, Wife Show Off New Bills Bearing His Signature
“Cash is for poor people,” she quips.

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