PEOPLE |
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Photo of Tillerson's Afghanistan
Visit Doctored to Make it Seem Like
He's Meeting Openly in Kabul
And not in underground bunker beneath air base. |
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Former President
George H.W. Bush Apologizes to Actress
for Groping Her
Says he can no longer tell an ass from an elbow. |
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BUSINESS |
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Amazon to Offer in-Home Delivery
When You’re Not There
And if you are there, please don't shoot. |
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CONSUMER NEWS |
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After Complaints,
Kellogg's to Replace Corn Pops Boxes Showing
Brown Corn Pop as Janitor
New box will depict brown corn pop as ex-president. |
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SCIENCE |
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Latest Data: 2 Trillion Galaxies
in Universe, Ten Times More Than
Previously Thought
More galaxies than there are Star Trek spinoffs. |
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Google Earth
Reveals Mysterious Gates Built
Thousands of Years Ago in Saudi
Arabia's Desert
First seen by family that got lost using Google maps. |
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ENVIRONMENT |
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Two Glaciers in Antarctica
Accelerate Toward Sea,
Threaten Catastrophic 4-Foot
Rise in Ocean Levels
Trump directs Army Corps of Engineers to develop
really great plan to protect Mar-a-Lago. |
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CORRECTION |
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A recent headline, Senate Presses
Ahead on $36.5 Billion Disaster, ought to have
been, Senate Presses Ahead on $36.5 Billion
Disaster Relief Package. We regret any
confusion this may have caused. |
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