| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 New York Subways Distribute Buttons
to Promote Courtesy Towards Pregnant
Women, Elderly, Disabled
Other buttons include “Give Up Your Seat, Asshole,”
“Don't Stare at Me, Shithead,” and “Get Your Hands
Off Me, Scumbag.” |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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Putin Reveals His Fear Robots
With Artificial Intelligence
Will One Day “Eat Us”
Says he's more worried about Alexa than about Trump. |
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| P0LITICS |
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Twitter Co-Founder: Trump
Presidency a Product of
Short Attention Spans
And shorter memories. |
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| SPORTS |
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 LeBron James Calls
Trump a “Bum”
Dennis Rodman calls Trump a “dotard.” |
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| FEATURE |
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| Obama’s campus guidelines for those
accused of sexual assault were rescinded by Education
Secretary Betsy De Vos because they were: |
| A ) | Too lenient on sexual predators. |
| B ) | Not supportive enough for victims
of sexual violence. |
| C ) | Not supportive enough for sexual
predators. |
| Hint: many of whom are “very fine people,” she added. |
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| FACTOID |
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Study: Criminals Make Twice
That Made Legally by High
School Dropouts
Findings reveal financial benefit of
finishing high school before turning to crime. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Miss Texas Nails
Trump for Support of White Nationalist
Thugs, Murderers
Trump fires back: “Miss Uncongeniality.” |
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