| PEOPLE |
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 Chris Christie Tries Out for
Sports Talk Radio Show
Station's been auditioning well-known
obnoxious loudmouthed bullies. |
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 James Comey
Says He's Writing a Book
“It's a roman à clef about a courageous
FBI director refusing to follow the orders of a
newly elected president whom he believes to be
insane.” |
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| CONSUMER NEWS |
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 High Levels
of Dangerous Chemicals Found in All Mac 'n'
Cheese Products
If your mom makes you mac 'n' cheese, call 911. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Study Enlists Priests, Rabbis,
Buddhists to Test Effects of
Psychedelic Drugs on Religious
Experience
“Oy, what colors,” says one participant. |
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 Sending Signals
Out Into Space Intended for Aliens
Criticized as Naive, Courting Danger
Especially if they're hungry. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Mental Health Advocacy
Groups Say Preventing Crazy People from Buying
Guns Stigmatizes Crazy People
And nothing drives crazy people crazier than being
stigmatized. |
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New Study Finds Drinking Coffee
Leads to a Longer Life
Albeit a jittery one. |
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