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PEOPLE
Bill Cosby Plans to Host Town Halls for Young People on Risks of Sexual Assault Accusations
Refreshments will be served.
Trump Acknowledges Russia May Have Hacked Election
Although, doesn't rule out 400-pound guy in New Jersey.
 
POLITICS
Trump Still Popular With
His Base

“Best show on TV,” says one.
 
BUSINESS
Amazon Prime Wardrobe to Let Customers Try On Clothing Before Buying
Then, if necessary, have a tailor delivered by drone.
CONSUMER NEWS
Designers Show Off Driverless Car Interior of the Future
60" HDTV, treadmill, Murphy Bed optional.
 
SCIENCE
Number of Earth-Like
Planets Multiply

Now more Earth-like planets than fantastical ones (like the planet Mongo).
 
Space-Based Nation Asgardia Reveals First Rocket Design
It would send up new country's President, Vice President, and undetermined number of nubile assistants.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Senate Republican Health Plan Allows for One Preexisting Condition
Family wealth.

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