| PEOPLE |
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 Miss USA
Slammed for Saying Healthcare a Privilege,
Not a Right
She's weighing Trump's offer to be Surgeon
General. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Ringling Bros. Circus Gives
Its Final Performance
“Now we can complete our staffing,”
says Trump administation official. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Treasury Secretary Confused
National Debt With National Deficit
Later, gives assistant two tens in change for a five. |
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 Apple Patents
New Pizza Box
Like most Apple products, it's incompatible
with majority of pizzas. |
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| TRAVEL |
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Delta Announces New Automated Bag
Check-In Will be Twice As Fast
In other words, your bags will be lost twice as fast. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Discovered: A Caterpillar
That Eats Plastic
Then transforms itself into a recyclable butterfly. |
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 Numerous Species
Threatened With Extinction
Not shown: humans. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Cannabis Reverses Aging
Processes in the Brain
Turning grumpy old coots into goofy
young slackers. |
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Study: Too Much Technology
Can Hurt Kids' Health
Just ask Alexa. |
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