PEOPLE |
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Bernie Sanders
Introduces Ben & Jerry's Newest Flavor
While standing in tub of Eat the
Rich Raspberry. |
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Pence Reveals He Never
Dines Alone With Any
Woman Not His Wife
Won't perform Heimlich maneuver on any
woman not his wife. |
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MEDIA |
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Fox News: Bill O'Reilly
Taking a Vacation
Calls to Nevada's Bunny Ranch have been unreturned. |
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BUSINESS |
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Trump's Modeling Agency
Shutting Down
Business couldn't survive without
his day-to-day hands-on supervision. |
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Trump Keeps Campaign Promise
to Destroy Goldman Sachs
By putting all their top executives
in his Cabinet. |
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TRAVEL |
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United Apologizes for
Beating, Dragging Man
Off Overbooked Flight
But points out that for an extra $10 he could
have purchased beat up someone else
insurance and none of this would have happened. |
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SCIENCE |
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Scientists Identify Parts of
Brain Involved in Dreaming
Say it resembles movie studio with all
your friends, relatives under lifetime
contract. |
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Amazon's Jeff
Bezos Hopes to Be First to Commercialize
Space Travel
And offer free, two-day delivery for
any payload under 50 pounds. |
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TECHNOLOGY |
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Russian Engineers
Build Humanoid That Can Fire Guns
And pass a background check. |
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