| CONSUMER NEWS |
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 New
Peeps- Flavored Oreos Turning People's
Poop Pink
Just in time for Easter. |
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DNA Test Confirms Subway
Chicken Only 50% Chicken
And you don't want to know what the other 50% is. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Ben Carson: African Slaves
“Immigrants” Seeking Better Life
Native Americans “tourists” who decided to stay. |
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| SPORTS |
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 Nike's
New Running Shoe May Give Runners an
Unfair Advantage
Lighter weight, greater comfort, and
the ability to fly. |
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| FEATURE |
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What is this?
“ . . . and provide a huge tax break to
upper income Americans.” |
| A ) | A feature
of the GOP health plan. |
| B ) | A feature
of the GOP tax reform plan. |
| C ) | A feature
of the GOP plan to reduce regulations. |
| Hint: you may choose all of the above. |
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| RELIGION |
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Pope Open to Already Married Men
Becoming Ordained as Priests
They're used to not having sex. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Trump
Surprises White House Tour
Insults tourists, gropes tour guide. |
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