MISCELLANEOUS |
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Washington, DC:
Iconic Cherry Blossom Trees Blossoming Earlier
Than Ever
Also, impeachment talk blossoming earlier than ever. |
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WHERE ARE THEY NOW? |
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Accountant
Brian Cullinan
Bouncing back from the Oscars debacle when
he handed the wrong card to Warren Beatty,
Brian's got a new job carrying President
Trump's nuclear briefcase. |
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NEW PRODUCTS |
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Pizza Hut's
Pie Top Sneakers Order a Pizza
Whenever You Push Button on Them
Hundreds of them when a wiseguy steps on your
foot repeatedly. |
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FEATURE |
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President Trump proposes
a $54 billion boost to U.S. military spending,
which is already |
A ) | The biggest
in the history of the world. |
B ) | So big we
don't really know how to spend it all. |
C ) | So big just
keeping track of it is enormously expensive. |
D ) | Bigger than
the military spending of the next eight
biggest-spending nations. |
Hint: combined. |
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ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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New Interior
Secretary Arrives for First Day of Work on
Horseback
His Bentley broke down two blocks away. |
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