MISCELLANEOUS |
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Monopoly Drops
Antiquated Thimble, Which Girls Haven't Used
in Decades
Replaces it with diaphragm. |
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Public
Broadcasting Among Top Items on GOP's
Budget Chopping Block
Say it ain's so, cries
Times Square Elmo (right). |
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SPORTS |
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Spring Training Underway
Players have one month to injure every
part of their body before season starts. |
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FACTOID |
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In Last 10 Years, an Average
Of 21 Americans Killed
Annually by Armed Toddlers
If you encounter an armed toddler, don't
be a hero, just hand over all your candy. |
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FEATURE |
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Of which is President Trump the least? |
A ) | the least
anti-semitic person that you've ever seen. |
B ) | the least
racist person that you've ever seen. |
C ) | the least
misogynistic person that you've ever seen. |
C ) | the least
qualified person to be President that you've ever seen. |
Hint: no hint this week. |
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NEW PRODUCTS |
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Two Companies
Battle Over Wine Market for Cats, Dogs
Last one standing ends up controlling a $200 industry. |
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