| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Gorilla- Shaped
Cheeto (right) Sells for $99,000 on Ebay
Purchased by owner of Cheeto-shaped gorilla (left). |
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Chinese Officials Probed for
Eating Rare Animal at Banquet
Say it was a misunderstanding,
they asked for medium rare. |
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| SPORTS |
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Several Players on New
England Patriots Refuse
To Go to White House
Trump calls them “overrated.” |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Robotic
“Bat Bot” Successfully Mimics
Bat's Incredible Complexity of Flight
Inventor: “Who do I have to blow to get on
'Shark Tank'?” |
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| What is “preventative
law enforcement”? |
| A ) | Police
arrest you if they think you're about to commit
a crime. |
| B ) | Police
arrest you if they think you may be thinking about
committing a crime. |
| C ) | Police
arrest you when and if they damn well please. |
| Hint: you're under arrest. |
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| TRENDS |
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Half of World Will Be
Online by End of 2017
Other half will be on lines. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Former
President Obama Kitesurfs at Richard
Branson's Private Island
Causing many to question if he really
is the Antichrist. |
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